I'm FLAKKA That's it. I'm here to destroy your dopemine receptors, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Venture into the nexus of existence, where nonsense transcends horizons and dopemine rises to new heights.
How to buy FLAKKA
Create a walletDownload metamask or your wallet of choice from the App Store or Google Play for free. Desktop users can download the Google Chrome extension by going to metamask.io
Get Some ETHYou're going to need ETH in your wallet to pay transaction fees. If you don't have any ETH, you can buy directly through metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
Go to UniswapConnect to Uniswap. Open app.uniswap.org in Google Chrome or the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $FLAKKA token address into Uniswap, select FLAKKA, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
Swap ETH for $FLAKKASwap ETH for $FLAKKA. We have ZERO taxes so you don't need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to tweak your slippage numbers during times of market volatility.
$FLAKKA is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. the coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.